I came across my old USB stick earlier this week, from when I was still in school, and aside from boring projects I had written for classes, I found a folder labelled “stuff”. Intriguing, I know. Inside, apart from another folder labelled “music” that contained Billionaire by Bruno Mars and nothing else, was a folder that held the first two chapters of my first ever book, that I wrote when I was about thirteen.
Without even so much as taking a look inside I was cringing. You don’t need to look at your old work to be embarrassed by it, folks. My oldest published work was written when I was seven (I think – I forget exact ages). It won me my first award at school (English star) and sparked off my life-long want to be an author. My mother was so proud of it that she typed it up and printed it off – and thank God she did, because seven year old me’s hand writing was questionable at best.
It was about, to cut it short, a boy who found an egg in the playground at school, which upon hatching was found to contain an alien who would later go on to bring about the literal apocalypse. The final paragraph detailed the final humans alive desperately defending the final vestige of civilisation. I have it in a folder next to me as I type, and I am very proud of it. I can read it and laugh at my seven year old imagination, and maybe cringe a little bit, yeah, but even so, it’s a vital part of my history. I love it.
The folder I found on my old USB stick is a different story. As I said earlier, since I was young enough to understand the concept of jobs, I wanted mine to be “author”. Being able to walk into a Waterstones and find one of my books in there has been a genuine fantasy for a long time. So, it stands to reason that I started trying to write my first best-seller when I was eleven. I won’t use character names or go over plot points, because honestly, the ideas themselves aren’t bad, and I could still use them at some point. It’s entirely execution that, well, executes this book.
I have chapter one open in the tab next to this one, and have been reading it alongside the writing of this blog, using the imagined pressure of an audience that doesn’t exist to make myself read. My live reactions, written as I read, are as follows:
The book’s title was The Cavern of the Drow. I already hate myself. My vocabulary wasn’t as bad as I was worried it would be, and there’s a dragon, which is pretty cool. I just read the name of the first side character and I can’t believe I remember him. Ignace Grantaire. Christ. His brother Nicholas is a bit of a prick, but Ignace is too. Plenty of Marvel Banter™, guys.
Exclamation marks. So! Many! Exclamation marks! right off the bat in chapter two (which is as far as I seem to have written, thank God). Just, way too many. Questions end in exclamation marks, rather than question marks. Sentences that certainly couldn’t be exclaimed are ended in exclamation marks, rather than full stops. In fact, the only spoken sentence that isn’t ended by an exclamation mark is said to have been exclaimed. Following this, the main character and her cousin are soon proven to be utter sociopaths.
Then, I follow up with a double whammy; an entire paragraph of dull physical descriptions. I’ve taken their names out, but here it is.
Thing 1, a tall, confident 11 year old, had sunshine-blonde hair that was wavy and thick, her eyes were narrow, almost slit-like, of the deepest sapphire blue and her cheeks were rosy, though her skin was a creamy pale. Thing 2, on the other hand, was a shy 8 year old, had perfectly straight, thick, straw-coloured hair, with droopy, chocolate brown eyes, although like her older sister, had pale, rosy skin.
Blankety Blank-Blank, however, had long, curly, auburn hair, with large, round, hazel-brown eyes and like her cousins, had pale skin with rosy cheeks. She, like Thing 1, was 11 years old.
I would at some point while writing this book have an idea for another character, another universe, and Blankety Blank-Blank would vanish into the ether as this new idea took root in a way nothing else in my life has. The character that replaced Blankety is the very same who heads my book series, and has headed it for nearly a decade now. Hopefully one day she will see the light of day to people besides myself.
The point is, reading back the first two chapters of Cavern of the Drow was a struggle. It encapsulates almost every bad stereotype about teenage writers out there. Even so, I have kept it and I won’t get rid of it, and if one day someone reads this blog post and asks me to publish those two chapters online, I would do it, if for nothing more than a message to other young writers that practice really does make perfect (or at least, something close to it).
I say all this because I just watched a video by a YouTuber, who I will not name because I don’t want to seem as though I’m trying to call anyone out, who detailed the great lengths they went to to ensure that no one ever saw one of their earlier writing pursuits. It was a bad story, and they didn’t want people finding it, and so went to near-obsessive lengths to make sure no one ever did. Though the video was generally well received (as in, “can’t see the dislike bar” well received), it left a rather bad taste in my mouth, and from looking in the comments I saw a few others agreed.
It seemed to put across a message I’m sure it didn’t intend to whatsoever, but did nonetheless, this message being; “Anything creative you do during your formative years will be terrible and looked back at shamefully. Hide your past, and go to any lengths to do so.”
I understand the embarrassment you feel when you remember your online creative pursuits as a teenager; I tried to become a YouTuber but didn’t have the same passion for it that I did for writing. I never deleted any of the videos, just set them to private. They too were a rather important part of me for a while, and I’d never pretend they didn’t happen at all, however bad they were.
That’s why the lengths this YouTuber described going to in order to erase their old story from existence didn’t make me laugh, it made me feel quite sad. An hour after I first watched the video, I’m still very much heavy hearted. We live in an age of no privacy, when anything we inadvisably do as a young person online will stick around forever, whether we like it or not, so we must instead learn to embrace the cringe.
Watching this YouTuber describe their secret shame made me think of sitcom plots where massive, convoluted plans would be constructed in order to undo small, permissive mistakes, that all culminate in the mistake being gone but our protagonist left just as unhappy as they were at the start.
In short, I suppose I’m trying to say that past creative endeavours are nothing to be ashamed of. Anything you did when you were younger that took you closer to the place you eventually wanted to be, like The Bug from Outer Space or The Cavern of the Drow, is an integral part of the person you are now. Don’t be ashamed of it, and most importantly, don’t let yourself become so obsessed with deleting it from history that you end up sounding like a B-plot to a bad 90’s sitcom.